Graveyard Clearing House

Archiving dead internet culture. Meme. Gone. Forgotten.

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Shift log

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Verified death. Recovered residue. Signed receipt. Nothing promised that the pool does not already hold.

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01 · File

Three measured lines per mint: last fill, LP left, mint authority. Somebody has to do the paperwork.

02 · Weigh

Dry-run first. If recovery cannot clear execution cost, the mint is blocked — not warned.

03 · Settle

One signature. Native assets back, pro-rata. Zero recovery, zero fee.

Freshly buried

last six plots cut · shift log open

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Still breathing

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the wall · every plot cut so far, oldest at the fence

The archive

Every cleared ticker keeps its plot. The record stays open after the money is gone.

Shift log

The index runs 24/7 and nobody clocks out. Gus takes the shovel; you take the receipt.

382 mints scored · 12,480 files opened

Bring us your dead

no fill in the window · lp under threshold · authority abandoned

Wallet intake

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The shift

every mint in the wallet is checked against the index

three lines of evidence per file · no summary row

nothing is signed before the dry run answers

Scoring mints against the lifecycle index

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Mint

Death evidence

Recoverable · USD

State

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Deceased

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No wallet on the file

Connect a wallet and the index is checked mint by mint. Only mints that meet the death criteria come back.

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Deceased

Residue drawer

three layers pulled out of a dead pool

lp remaining · rent accounts · dust balances

converted to native assets, paid pro-rata

Measurement window · last fill

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now

window · 90d · no fill recorded

LP left vs threshold

left · {{ file.lpText }}
threshold · {{ file.thrText }}

Mint authority

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re-checked at execution time

Residue drawer · three layers

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Batch · dry run

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Mint

Est. recovery

Protocol fee

Exec cost

Verdict

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Blocked

Recovery does not cover execution cost. Dropped from the batch — we do not let you sign a loss.

In batch

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Net to wallet

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Dropped

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One signature

FILE / GCH-SIG-{{ intakeNo }}  ·  irreversible

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Estimates. The contract re-checks the death criteria at execution time; a mint that no longer qualifies is returned untouched.

No undo

Paper once stamped

Signing moves the tokens into the vault and opens the liquidation request. Type the file number to confirm.

Zero recovery, zero fee. Dropped mints stay in the wallet.

Shift in progress

re-checking death criteria at execution

withdrawing remaining lp

closing rent accounts and sweeping dust

converting to native assets and settling

Liquidation record

Graveyard Clearing House

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Signed once. Value redistributed is the residue the pool already held.

Cleared

Returned to wallet

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native assets · pro-rata on filed share

Wallet is clean

Nothing left to bury. Gus goes back to the shift.

Public liquidation ledger

every drawer opens · no locked drawer

all

recovered

zero recovery

zero fee

The queue

every record stays open for inspection

mint · evidence · recovered · fee · tx hash

no locked drawer in this cabinet

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Mint

Death evidence

Volume 24h · USD

Market cap · USD

Change 24h

scoring the segment against the lifecycle index

Index unreachable

The lifecycle feed did not answer, so no row is shown. We do not fill the table with estimates. Action: reload the index.

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Revival rights

Only the face of the stone is recut. Ticker and metadata authority change hands; nothing below is touched and no supply is issued.

Revival bench

only the face of the stone is recut

ticker and metadata authority change hands

no supply is issued, nothing is minted

Session open

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Closes in

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Leading bid

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Queue · cleared mints

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Parameters

Death thresholds and the fee schedule are adjustable, but every change passes multisig plus a timelock and is published before it takes effect.

The keyring

many keys turn one drawer

every change is published before it takes effect

the sand runs out first, then the parameter moves

Live parameters

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Pending change · in timelock

lp_threshold · 2.00 → 1.40

published · sand must run out first

Keyring · signatures collected

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Surfaces covered · tvl usd

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State specimens

Empty · nothing qualifies

Checked against the lifecycle index. No mint meets the death criteria.

re-scan wallet

Empty · after clearing

Wallet clean. Gus only shows up here.

Processing

waiting for confirmation · no ETA measured

Loading cell · frame kept

Recovered

Fee taken

no skeleton fade · label stays, value blank

Blocked

Recovery does not cover execution cost. Dropped from the batch — no override.

GCH-BAT-0419 · line 03

Returned

A new fill landed before execution. Transaction rejected, tokens back untouched.

re-run the simulation

Three blanks, never mixed

not measured
···

measured zero
0.00

not applicable
n/a

Disabled · no shadow

Graveyard Clearing House

Freshly buried

Still breathing

Wallet intake

No wallet on the file

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Batch · dry run

One signature

Liquidation record

Public liquidation ledger

Revival rights

Parameters

State specimens